I Will Never Be Bulemic

Hi. Yeah, I'm a little nervous. Okay, a LOT nervous. If it weren't
for the fact that I never lose weight EVER no matter what, I'd
be wearing a size 6 by now from the nerve-induced diarrhea.
But you know, it's not a  normal person we're talking about here.
It's me. I've got to do something that I absolutely DO NOT
want to do. I have to suck it up and once again, take one for
the team. I hate this. If I had a choice... well, I guess I always
have a choice. I guess it would be more appropriate to say, if
I had a BETTER choice, I'd not do this. But I don't. I have
five others that I have to consider with far more scrutiny than
if my choice only affected me. So, yeah, I'm nervous and edgy
and poopy.....very, very, poopy. And NOT in a good weight-
loss resulting kind of way. So, I get to be the perpetually
pooping, fat, sacrificial kinda guy today. And I'm not happy
about it.
Motherhood and responsibility really suck it today.